Video Games!
March 10, 2008
I’m sick of all this video game shit. It has been forever since the Wii came out, and people are still clucking on about it as if it cured cancer.
It’s a friggin video game system. It does not bring grandma back to life. It is a little plastic box in your living room that makes you more likely to smash your TV.
Oh, and you Xbox fans, don’t think you’re so smug with your “superior system OMFGBLAARGH!!!” The Xbox, like your mother, is a steaming pile of feces. However, if there’s one thing I hate more than video games, it’s the people who play them. They’re all uptight fanboy pricks who spend months discussing how much they’re going to jerk off to Brawl.
It’s sad to see how many people waste their lives on this shit. Anybody who says that Bioshock, Guitar Heo, Gears of Warcraft or whatever is a “way of life” can go snort a bowl of smegma. A video game is not a way of life. Living in your parent’s basement is a way of life. More accurately, it’s your way of life.
Tags: games, video games, wiittard
March 12, 2008 at 9:05 am
awww, but I LOVE guitar hero!!! too bad my parents don’t have a basement. I’d so be there!
You know, there’s a harder, but more fun and rewarding version of Guitar Hero. There’s no buttons, but an infinite possible comnbination of musical possibilities. You don’t press buttons as they tween towards you, but you play them off of a sheet of paper.
In case you haven’t heard of it, it’s called guitar, and it will actually get you laid. Something I can tell you desperately need.
March 12, 2008 at 11:29 am
Oh man, I love it. Hi-larious. I lost it on this one. Too funny.
Really? I guess a laundry list of cusses and sardonic phrases can be funny after all.
March 13, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I too LOVE Guitar Hero! Rock on! lol wii is stupid Dennis’ parents have it - not worth the amount of money they want for it.
Well, there’s a chart for Guitar Hero coolness by age. It’s on a steady incline until the age of 13, where it reaches the maximum height of coolness, about 15 megafonzies. It then rapidly declines to a coolness level of about 3 femtofonzies. Guitar Hero becomes cool again, to the level of 1/2 of a terrafonzie once the age of 40 is reached. It’s the same principle used in Graham’s Rapping Grandma postulate- an instance of youth culture of the time expressed in a person above middle age increases exponentially in coolness.
March 17, 2008 at 6:16 pm
The Cap’n ‘ere,
I get the impression you’re trying to tell us something here
March 20, 2008 at 11:41 pm
where did you get the photo of me? Dang I look hot hun…
how the heck are ya DT? I’ve not been by in a while…well howdy.
March 22, 2008 at 1:10 pm
so i take it you’re not into video games? I totally thought you would be. weird. Well we’re in the same boat buddy. I can’t stand them. and Mr. over here wants me to get into them. HA in his dreams
YOu should totally hide his video game from him. Then extort his sorry ass for forty days and nights.
March 22, 2008 at 1:22 pm
i just wrote a post about how much i can’t stand the xbox. bf is totally into it. *sticks tongue out in disgust*
I’ll bet you could cheat him while he’s trying to level up his halo two.
March 22, 2008 at 9:24 pm
It’s just that these people don’t seem to have a life beyond gaming at times. But it’s more like saying, “I’d like to be excluded from the gene pool of the Human Race because of the lack of my intelligence and superiority and because I am not human, but a vapid waste of science and God’s resources, flesh and space on this Earth.”
Hey, the more time they spend on the Wii, the less time they use furthering their inferior genes.
March 24, 2008 at 8:49 am
Video games. Ugh. I love that having the only house on the block without any gaming systems not only serves as neighborhood- obnoxious- child repellent, but also motivation for my own children to get out of the house more…
Oh yeah. Reading this comment makes me want to beat up Pac-man even more. Video games are stealing our youth, lied the pied piper of Hamelin, or Michael Jackson.