Superbowl Outcomes
January 30, 2008
For the first time in my life, I am impatient to see grossly oversalaried douchebags play with their balls. I’m talking about the Super Bowl, of course. Why? Because I think I know the outcome of the game.
It all started when I was busy waxing my hot rod. to go off on a tangent, here’s some programming for those of you who read that last sentence.
#include <aboveparagraph>
{int dirtymind
10 print “I was busy waxing my hot rod”;
20 if 10 = dirty goto 40;
30 if 10 ≠ dirty, exec “read_on”;
40 int char: mind;
55 remove_from_gutter;
}
Anyways, I was waxing my hot rod, acting like a tough greaser, when a mysterious old creep shambles up to me. “Hey thar, sonny,” he said. “I gots a present for you.” I yelled at him and made a really bad Fat Albert joke. He then handed me a sports almanac from the future, allowing me to bet favorably on every sporting event up until the year 2045.
I churlishly tossed it into the back of my hot rod. Then Michael J.Fox made a daring hoverboard tunnel chase, causing me to drive into a pile of manure (which I hate). He absconded with the magazine. Dumbfounded at the loss of my potential fortune, I decided to go see “I Am Legend.”
There is still some hope left for me. In the movie, Hillary Clinton’s giant-eyed fish twin makes a news announcement. Underneath it is the outcome for the superbowl.
That’s right. The Giants will lose to the Patriots 23 to 7. I told my friends this, and after researching to find out what sport the Superbowl entails, I wagered a hefty sum of D n’ D gold pieces on it.
Got Patriots!
Tags: Back to the Future, crappy coding, football, giants, I Am Legend, patriots, pictures
January 30, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Ohhh man….that Michael J. Fox is so quick and nimble like a rat; always travelling through time stealing people’s sports alamanac’s of the future…what a bitch!
PS: each time you said “hot rod” I got excited…yeah I know I’m sad…
I thought I wrote those lines of code so people like you WOULDN’T be dirty. sheesh.
January 31, 2008 at 12:14 am
Nice blog…
Cheerz
Webber
http://Coversports.blogspot.com
Sorry, Sportsfan. I’m not much of a sports fan.
January 31, 2008 at 2:01 am
I’m going to make my own team. They’re going to be called The Emus, and what’s really cool about it is that the team actually consists of emus.
You can play against my team. They’re called the Ostriches. They consist of Ostriches. They’re AFC, though…
January 31, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Go Patriots.
Though I like “Got Patriots”.
And yes, I do.
Here’s the perfect score, okay?
42- 19 Patriots.
I’m thinking you can figger it out . . .
Can’t wait for Sunday
~m
I know,
it was supposed to be go.
I’ll leave it that way
Because my posts are always per-fect-e
Why don’t you just change the way you speak,
to accomidate my misteaks? I’m just that leet.
By the way, I never told you how much I like your free verse comments.
I’d do it to, but mine rhyme, and they’re dense.
February 4, 2008 at 9:33 pm
awww hunny, that’s really too bad.
I’ll get back to you when I’m done crying a river.
February 11, 2008 at 10:53 pm
where are you?? you need to come back.. NOW!
I died. Sorry.