Dumb Things I Said
January 27, 2008- On sporting events:
Me: When is the Super Cup going to be on?
My Friend: You idiot, it’s called the Mega Bowl!
- On programming languages: (I submitted this to bash.org)
Me: Binary is the hottest numeral system. It has bi right in the name!
Friend: Yeah, but hex is only one letter away from sex.
- On LOLcats:
Me: We already have LOLcats, but LOLdogs? There’s a lame ripoff if I ever saw one. If we don’t stop, we’ll have a complete LOLocaust.
- On the refrigerator:
My Sister: Is there any more orange juice?
Me: Check in the…uh…um… food colderizer.
- On the One Red Paperclip guy:
Me: You know, there was this guy who had a red paperclip, and he…
Everyone in earshot: We KNOW.
Me: …and he traded it for a whole mess of crap and now it has gone to his head.
- On the Macbook Air:
Me: The MacBook Air presents a negative body image to me.
- On my mom:
Me: My mom could beat up your mom!
- On Windows:
Me: In 2040, Windows ME will be a 40-year-old version.
Tags: binary, fridge, hex, lolcats, macbook air, mom, red paperclip, sports, super cup, windows ME
January 27, 2008 at 10:26 pm
You need to write a thesis on this. All so very interesting. It would benefit the community and many people abroad.
January 28, 2008 at 10:38 am
I wish your mom would beat up my mom!!!
She will. She’s the athlete of the month at her gym.
January 30, 2008 at 1:24 am
I can’t wait to watch the Mega Bowl this Sunday….
I won’t actually watch it. I’ll wait for the end when they show the final scores.
February 2, 2008 at 9:46 pm
This could be a section on your autobiography.
Even better- it would be the title of my autobiography.