Of Courses!
January 16, 2008
I have to got to school next year, which means we’re required to choose elective courses in about nine weeks. Sure, it seems a bit early to be worried about which classes I’ll take next year, but since nobody’s telling me what to do, I’ll have to decide for myself. My choices are:
- Computer Graphics 3
- Anatomy
- Creative writing/film studies
- Web development
- Dark Magic
- Sexology
- Sexonomy
- Steganography
- “That’s what she said” jokes and when to say them
- Advanced Gorilla Wrangling
- Coming up with straight-to-DVD comedy movie titles that involve substituting the word “days” with “daze,” because really, it happens more often than it should
- AP Confusing Mathematics
- Photojournalism
These are just the ones I’m interested in. What do you suggest I take?
January 17, 2008 at 6:03 pm
The Cap’n ‘ere,
Forget creative writing. Being taught to be creative takes it all out of you.
Yeah, but the film studies part is what interested me. How hard could it be to watch movies each period?
January 17, 2008 at 6:32 pm
You know, for someone who thinks ‘The Office’ is stupid, you sure seem to identify with alot of the running jokes… now, DT, it’s just an observation. Please, no scathing jibes, my fragile internal child can’t take it. I’m just trying to help.
What? Are you making this up?
January 18, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Which part? About The Office, or my inner child? I’m all over the map, dude, you have to be more specific.
The Office.
January 22, 2008 at 1:55 am
Anatomy, dark magic and gorilla wrangling could make for some powerful knowledge if combined together.
Yes, I could be The Black Lord of Alg’goroth- I’ll ride a gorilla, cast spells on people, and teach frog dissections.
January 22, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Dark Magic and Anatomy. I can’t see how Gorilla Wrangling could fit in with everything else.
You’re right. They’d compliment each other on my resume.
January 22, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Take a cooking class, ’cause there’ll be hot chicks in it (or constantly-hungry large ones…it’s a toss up)…
You’re just repeating yourself.
January 23, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Just in case some gorillas come and attack you. It’s happened to Wonder Woman, so it can happen to anyone else.
Do you think she teaches the class?
January 24, 2008 at 11:37 pm
ooooh, guess who? you’ve got two guesses and the first one don’t count.
Hmmm…
1. Richard Nixon’s Dog
2. The Blue Power Ranger
January 27, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Take them all.
I’d love to, but I only have a choice of three. Well, two, since my foreign language credit is Klingon.
January 27, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Definitely, advanced gorilla wrangling - it will come in handy when you go on safari for your senior field trip.
WC
Yeah, but it’s more of a phys-ed oriented class.
January 27, 2008 at 4:39 pm
What no mixology class?! How the hell are you going to make cocktails in later life? What are they teaching you kids these days?!
I don’t have the prereqs.